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Friday, November 9, 2007

The difference between Marketing, PR, Advertising and Branding

The picture is self explanatory. Here is an email forward which explains other terms used in Marketing Industry.

You're a man and you see a gorgeous woman at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed,"

That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says,"He's fantastic in bed,"

That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her

and get her telephone number. The next day you call

and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed," That's

Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up

and straighten your tie. You walk up to her and pour

her a drink and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic

in bed," That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks

up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed,"

That's Brand Recognition

You're at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You talk

her into going home with your friend - That's a

Sales Rep

Your friend can't satisfy her so he calls you - That's

Tech Support

You're on your way to a party when you realize that

there could be gorgeous women in all these houses

you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of

one situated toward the center and shout at the top of

your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" That's Junk

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Image Credit : Pronet

2 comments:

raju said...

ROFL....If she slaps the person, after listenting that...thatz CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

Dr.Subrahmanyam Karuturi said...

LOL

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